Tease

I asked Lance (my 6 yr old) to grab me a broom, and he said, "a what?" 
I answered, "a broom," and he kept asking me what I said.  I asked him if he's hard of hearing.  He gave me the broom and said, "No, I'm just making fun of you."

Come on, Mom! Work It!

We got a treadmill today free on Craigslist.  Jared asked me to watch for one; he's been wanting to put one in the basement to use.  So today Lance and Kyle were taking turns on it, and while Lance was running, he said,
"I'm gettin' the fat off me."
I told him, "I don't think you have any fat on you."
He asked, "Do you have any fat on you?"
"Yes."
"Mom, you should really get on here!"